Awards!!! (Piecemeal and esoteric)

My first and biggest shout out is to the ultimate destination for a meaningful and fulfilling shopping experience while in South Copenhagen/Islands Brygge. Complete with a movie theatre with 3D capabilities, a 2 level food court and all the despots one could wish for, the winner is: Fisktorvet!!!!

Not Pictured: dozens of scumbag kids and people who took fashion tips from Norwegians.

Honourable mentions: Fields, Amager centre.

The second grand experience and award worthy happening is the fact that there are literally hundreds of Danish celebrities you would have never heard of almost everywhere you go. Having a Danish girlfriend has the added bonus of highlighting the fact when such occurrences take place. I'd say my sculpted Adonisesque figure has been perused by no less than 4 or 5 of these somebodies (actual srs). I suppose a pro of wearing smaller than normal shirts to show off the guns.

Danish celebrity spotting!

The last award for the day goes to the best rugby team in all of Denmark, FRK.

Pokalfinale 2013

Arbitrary awards on things the Danes do best.. soon

I just figured people would like to know some of the things which won awards in my heart during my stay here. The ceremony will be called The Plasma Show and the host will be a very special guest, who takes up a big piece of my heart, the left ventricle!

I am pumped to have him attend.

The awards will be under inconsequential categories, completely made up and hold little, to no objective weight. An example being, the best cooking agent, which the award goes to:

økologisk hvidløg smør: Virkelig lækker!

Srs, the best butter ever, slather it on bread and that's a two step way of having garlic bread. boom!
Other awards to follow..

Until then, here is me in an uninteresting never before released picture

No, you will not get back those 2 seconds of your life.  Suffer in your jocks, as they say.

Antepenultimate post, from an indeterminate host

Heeeeeey,

So its been a while, and thats for several reasons. But I dont need to explain myself to you, you bunch of curious Georges, snooping around deviously among my recorded memories. Such vicarious experience zombies, feeding off the delicious, sweet cerebral cortex nectar of my fondest exchange experiences to satiate yourselves. Except if its you mum, then Hi, I'm fine, and will be home for you to cook for me soon. Probs would like to eat burgers as soon as Im home.

Pictured: the luxury of choice.

So its smack bang in the middle of exam period. Well it was, and now it is only 6 days until my last exam. So perhaps smack bang in the middle of near the almost end of my exam period. Much more descriptive. Exams are going well, thank you for telepathically asking in the future, well after this was written. You poverty mind-time traveller

Like this Dalek, except your abilities are basically worse in all ways imaginable.

Had a monster month or so since my last post. Filled with things such as Distortion, parties, Hamburg, rugby, sun tanning (lol), exams of course, and experiencing the lovely Danish summer. 

Illustrations will follow, for those of you looking to make a collage from my life in Denmark.

Then next post will likely be from back in Australia, so Me, if I'm reading this, right now the air is warm, the chocolate delicious, the girls pretty and my finger hurts from typing at a weird angle.

Sunburnnnn

cheeky 1st klasse tog

not bad hamburg

Bon voyage!